December 2009
21 posts
Today, I pierced the bottom of my belly button, right tregus, and my cartalidge two more times.
I hurt like a muhhfuckahhhh!
:|
Words that make me want to punch things:
youwreckme:
technologykilledhumanity:
justanotherprettylie:
asparagus:
portia-s:
youwreckme:
Lawl
Ballin
Hella
Dude
For real
Yo
Nigga
Emo
Word (ex: “That was fun.” “Word.”)
Fail
Epic
Can’t remember the rest of the list
Attn people who use these words daily: You aren’t black. You aren’t cool. You are annoying. Excuse me while I punch you in the face.
Black people never say...
Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift broke up.
indiehipster:
stfupinup:
It was Taylor’s fault.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
lol’d
i stopped talking to guys.
other than like, family.
and those i grew up with, who are like family.
and even then, i barely talk.
i rarely have general conversation.
its a big change for me.
i did this because of my boyfriend.
“what’s fair is fair”, he said.
but he still talks with girls.
he says he grew up with them.
every one in question.
but i dont know.
what the...
Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051,...
livetoinfinity:
finders:lasso:anograms:john-o:
do this omg
i feel sick.
i need to get out of this place.
i reconcile on the old days, but i would never in a million years wish to be back at that point. i just wish i was as gullible and naive as i once was, because now i realize how this world is, and i hate it.
My boobs hurt…
I hope it’s because they’re growing.
I’d like that…
They’ve shrunk in the past six months.
Ugh.
Whatever.
I’m hungry, tired, and cold.
And I miss Michael.
:/
sexartandpolitics:
I really can’t stand Sexy Bitch.
It’s my friends new favorite song. And I swear it’s the only song she plays in my car. Over and over again…
Damn, youzah sexy bitch…
Difficult to Say...
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for...
Classy, yet I get Nasty. Nasty but never Trashy.
Man revenge rapes son’s rapist →
doomriver:
ex-genius:
studentloansforbeermoney:
“An Azerbaijani man has come up with an unorthodox way of getting even with a pedophile who raped his son. He tracked down the rapist, sexually assaulted him on camera, and distributed the footage.”
That’s what Batman woulda done…
Revenge rape is the new cutting your brake lines.
BA